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THE FUCKING STATE LEGISLATORS PERMITTED THIS AGGRESSIVE ANIMAL INTO OUR STATE AND ALLOWED THE PET IMPORTERS TO IMPORT AND SELL THEM JUST AS THESE FUCKING SELLOUTS ALLOWED THE BRAZILIASN PEPPER TREE IN AS WELL WHICH HAS ENCROACHED ON NATIVE PLANTS KILLING THEM OFF QUICKLY-

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Then they make a big deal every year to have the contest on how many you can kill and the length.

They need to work fast to eradicate them!

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Crocodiles, leprosy…Florida is not have a good week.

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The aliens have invaded and they are very large lizards, quick run for the hills

Move to florida and shocked to see an alligator? Most are rather small, if you have hung out with crocodiles then you know big, & fast. Most Florida alligators I have seen are fat, lazy, and slow; Crocodiles can run 35 MPH on land, and go inland +20 miles from salt-water

The entire basis of this OP is that an alligator ate a small dog; Sheesh

Croc's can take an entire human underwater, drown them, stash the body until it rots and tear off chunks for lunch until its gone;

But yes, who would go live in a place full of water-moccasins (poisonous snakes) and alligators?

Lastly alligators like Crocs are good eating, just like chicken, but more moist is the meat.

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Notes for morons, if you live on golf-course keep the small dog in the house; If you have your own property then have it fenced;

I have even seen alligators at Disneyland at Orlando, sunning themselves all over the place, they're like seals on the rocks at the beach for us west coast inmates;

Pythons are rather slow and non poisonous, make great pets, frequently found in the roofs of most Aussie homes in the woods north-east coast, I never saw anybody dislike a 15 ft python living in their attic, takes care of the mice&rats.

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LOL 😂

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Florida seems to be insanely busy - everyone wants to live there ! Free speech no Trans men in women's sports or bathrooms - no critical race theory being taught. I feel like the Pythons and aligators are almost a sign of evil and DeSantis needs to crack down on this situation somehow. The snakes lay so many eggs so quickly is the issue ! Do they shoot crocs? How to manage humanely is for sure a concern.

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How much of a campaign donation did DeSantis take from Gates to permit Gates to release millions upon millions of infected with malaria mosquitoes ?? I was once a supporter of this politician but it seems as time passes something is a-miss! In addition he ain't no statesman and his responsive wit is sarcastic and often mean. Lacking the chic we were used to with someone we miss so much!!

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All this bad press about Florida seems to be a thinly veiled anti-DeSantis campaign by Dr. Paul.

Personally I'd be eager to move there, except I dislike Florida's weather June-November more than I dislike other states' weather during their worst 6 months. I just wish their was a red state with excellent weather!

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You’re way off here...this is such a nothing burger. On the list of important issues this is like issue number 3,476. In other words, it’s a distraction.

My source: I live in Florida.

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Crocs love to breed and expand in numbers. Before long they're in plague proportions. Give them half a chance and they'll take over Florida.

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After all is very sad what happen there abd around the whole world !!!

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The reptiles were there long before humans were.

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Not the pythons, nor the cobras. It’s still not new and not a big deal though

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At least Florida has options, they don’t have to kill all their children with Covid jabs.

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