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Barry Varkel's avatar

Well Paul, there could very well be a place for "Queers for Palestine" amongst the following:

* safe and effective

* negligible side-effects

* the good doctor

* fighting for peace

* axis of evil

* weapons of mass destruction

* fucking for virginity

* bride burning aka dowry death

I can keep going if you want...

However, after all this daily misery, I think we all deserve a good laugh at a certain group's expense, so here are some funny anti-gay one liners:

Q: WHY CAN’T GAY MEN DRIVE FASTER THAN 68MPH?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

Q: HOW DO FIVE GAY MEN WALK?

One Direction

Q: WHY DID KATIE HOLMES DIVORCE TOM CRUISE?

Because he’s been in A Few Good Men.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A GAY JEW?

A Heblew.

Q: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE GAY VEGETARIAN?

He still eats meat.

Q: WHAT DO GAY MEN CALL HAEMORRHOIDS?

Speed bumps

Happy Friday and peace to all mankind.

Barry

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AwakeNotWoke's avatar

It's true that male homosexuality is not wildly popular among arab rulers the way it is among American rulers. They have no constitutional guarantee of the right to sodomize people and to get sodomized. Of all countries in the world, it's only in the US that there is that constitutional right. So arabs are not likely to go around sodomizing each other with abandon, the way Americans do. Nonetheless, I would expect male homosexuality to be rife among the Palestinians, even if not on nearly the same scale that it is among Americans, given an apparent relationship between maternal stress in the first trimester of pregnancy and becoming a gay male. I know of no evidence that muslims are any less likely than Christians and atheists to be homosexuals. There are Christians and atheists among the Palestinians.

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