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Hi Edward,

Thanks for your anecdote.

I have a mate who's in his early 80's.

He retired as an optician at age 70 - clearly he saw the light.

He drinks a minimum of two six packs of beer a day.

He only eats breakfast and lunch.

He loves tinkering with his off-road and vintage cars.

He goes fishing every odd day.

Soon after he retired, he went for a physical examination.

The doctor told him:

1. His blood pressure was through the roof.

2. His cholesterol was sky high.

3. His prostate was ready to explode.

The doctor wrote him up an Rx for various pills and recommended my mate go see a number of specialists.

My mate then blew a gasket and summarily told the doctor to "piss off" and left his rooms in a huff.

So, almost ten years later, he's still breathing hard - lusting over women a third of his age - and the only thing that seems to be flying positively at full-mast is his erection.

As my late dad used to say:

"Doctors bury their mistakes".

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Thank you for the inspiration. I have been quite the goody two shoes (I wear Crocs now), lost pile of weight, never liked beer anyway. The problem is that I am so DULL. But I identify with inappropriate feelings of affection for young women. Actually, they just need XY chromosomes and detectable heartbeat. Nothing personal. All of them. But not the ones who got the shots. I will ask my Reps to introduce legislation requiring women to wear a badge like Hester Prynne, vaccinated or not. I won’t bother anyone. Just ogle.

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You sound anything but dull, Edward : ))

I knew a bloke once who cranked his basic female requirement right down to a very weak pulse.

Did you hear the joke about Hymie Cohen who went to a NYC brothel and the madam said:

"Listen up mishta. There are 15 floors in this here cat-house.

Each floor has a different lady on it. You can choose any floor; just don't get out of the elevator on the 13th floor. Capische?".

So Hymie Cohen is quite drunk, and does not really look carefully at which floor number he pushes.

So he rides the elevator and he sees the numbers go up: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 and then he looks down at his fancy schmancy shoes. Then he looks up and he sees 10, 11.

And then he looks down again at his shoes and he looks up and the elevator doors open.

So, he is not sure what floor he has gotten out on, because there are no numbers on the walls.

He sees a door and sprays some breath freshener in his mouth, and opens the door and says:

"Honey, I'm home!!"

But the woman on the bed who is wearing black lace underwear does not say anything and the light in the room is very dim.

But Hymie does not care and he soldiers on for Israel and decides he's going to give this lady the schtupp of her life.

So takes off his clothes and he does his "if I were a rich man" Fiddler on the Roof rendition.

Still the lady is not responding.

So he finally tucks in and does such gymnastics and acrobatics with this lady that after half an hour he is totally spent, but he knows he has given her the schtupp of her life, even though she is not complimenting his performance.

Still Hymie is OK with this, and he goes and has a shower and gets dressed and leaves.

He calls the elevator and pays no attention at all other than pushing the ground floor button.

As he exits the elevator, the madam says to him:

"So, nu, how was it?"

And Hymie says:

"Oy vey, vot a beautiful lady. More beautiful than my wife Rivka. So classy and so sexy. But I only have vone gripe".

"What's that?" says the madam.

"This here lady, she did not move around a lot. She was a bit...shy".

"Shy?" says the madam.

"Yes" says Hymie.

"What floor did you get off on Mishta?"

"I really couldn't say - maybe 12 maybe 14" says Hymie.

"You got off on the 13th floor didn't you. I told you not to get off on the 13th floor!".

"Vhy not?" says Hymie.

"Because that lady on the 13th floor is dead" says the madam.

"Oy vey", says Hymie, "I thought maybe she vos Jewish".

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Good vone!

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Be careful of the undercover woke brigade here Edward - those who simply cannot distinguish innocent humour from their own overwrought sense of offence.

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Thanks Barry! I’ll keep my woke detector on highest sensitivity, fresh battery. I was in the mall waiting for the Mrs. when I read your story. I was in tears.

My own comment was a actually bit satirical. The young women I profess to adore split 70/30 supporting the Democrats in the midterms. The 70% are all vaccinated and likely unfit for procreation given the astronomical incidence of spontaneous abortions, still births, infant mortalities and spike protein contaminated breast milk. And whatever damage has yet to be realized.

And yet their votes were swayed by misconceptions about abortion policy and they, moreover, are supporting a regime that has literally exterminated 1M Americans. I am maybe not as adoring as I inferred. Plus they shed spike proteins. I take all this very seriously ... my dark sense of humor notwithstanding.

Did you know that magnets really DO stick to some vaccinated folks? The microscopic magnetic beads used in manufacture by the DOD’s incompetent subcontractors were not always filtered out (no it’s not done all by Pfizer to expected standards of quality control). Imagine having that junk injected into one’s blood stream. It’s enough to have me invoke the name of a deity in vain!

Allow me to reveal to the wokesters the true meaning of “creepy.”

I was a physicist and engineer for 43y in hi tech till I left my job cuz of the mandate. I left the day before the shot #1 deadline. I actually did not know anyone else who left. BIG company. The young lady in the mailroom was the only one who believed my tirade about the shots ... I hope she did not cave. My colleagues ... both XX and XY ... did not believe me when I said “The CDC is lying to us.” They would answer “Oh I don’t think so ... you can’t believe all that stuff in the web.” They actually SAID that! To august ME! Like I’m so dumb as to be deceived by garbage on the web! No respect. Actually one guy from Asia said “I agree the mandate is irresponsible but, hey, me and Mrs. just had a child, I need my job.” Dr. Zelenko would say DON’T DO IT!!

The rest of the unbelievers took a step back when they asked if I had the shots and I answered “no” (rather than NOYB ... I’m Mr. Nice...Dr. Nice actually, but that is past life at this point). I’m proud of my reputation for filtering through noise to valid conclusions.

No exemptions. Not even for the COVID recovered, which I was! Hit the road, guy!

So what do I get in the email two weeks later ... on the very deadline day for shot#2? A colleague who stayed on died over the weekend just before the deadline. His second shot. SAD. He was an immigré from Jordan, twenty years since his PhD, highly respected. I sent a contribution to charity in lieu of flowers per family’s request.

To this day there is no evidence on the internet that he passed. Covered up. Radio silence from co-workers ever since.

So, is that creepy or what?

I was hoping for a Republican AG in PA who would investigate. Failure to report a death from the shot is a Federal crime. Not that anything is enforced under this administration. But the facts should be gathered. It needs attention from AG’s office.

There are big problems with the PA elections, potentially to be contested in the courts We’ll see how that turns out!

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Greetings Edward,

I salute you and your efforts to refuse to comply.

The USA is clearly insane and it's sad to witness all the psychological and emotional damage coming out of such administrative rigidity in the comments.

Goodnight from Cape Town. It's 11:35pm here now.

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Ok perverts ..you both creepy🥴

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Very very true. Maimonides (a physician) said STAY AWAY FROM DOCTORS. and keep your bowels moving correctly. Everything in moderation and Maintain a good attitude of optimism as much as possible and you will never need a physicians care.

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I’ve been slow acting. I hate Medicare B. I hate the premiums and their messaging to get the shots. We are paying for others’ shots. We never see doctors for anything and would likely go to alternative caregivers or would be OK to just pay cash for minor things if we did get minor treatment by MD. Why are we in Medicare B? Getting bilked in an emergency. Question to self: “Am I overly concerned?”

The only hospital scenario is a nasty car accident or a chance accident on vacation ... fall on some steps, etc. None of these things has ever happened but I tell my wife “What if? We have to protect our assets.” The problem is how to put together an alternative to Medicare B that will pay (or discount) chance ambulance charges away from home (they can get you for $25k for nothing) and how to contact a competent physician who will manage your case in an emergency, not just some ER jerk who will put you on remdesivir for an ankle sprain.

If I get a brain tumor I’m OK joining the kids’ Guinea pigs I buried in the back yard. Chemo? Radiation? Screw all that. I beat COVID in 3 days at age 70 and the actuaries have me down for 100. If I get really sick I’ll get hold of some magic mushrooms and let it go.

This is where our view of the profession has landed over 36 years, starting with horrendous DPT reaction by first born. He should NEVER have gotten it but ignoring the package inserts is Standard Practice. Our daughter (child #2) was NEVER vaccinated til she accepted the shot. She fell into the Democratic Party propaganda trap through peer pressure and her television workers’ union membership. Unions are 100% mindlessly loyal Dem. I have in mind grisly scenarios for the doctor who gave the her the COVID shot along with catch-up on a bunch of others. I wrote to her “Please don’t take any more!” If she is not feeling well she will never tell us.

I was thinking of joining TWC to get advice on this problem: alternatives to Medicare B. You cannot under the law contract with and single entity that competes with Medicare, but it can be done piecemeal with sensible risk assessment...i.e. hospital stay is low probability, any minor doctor visits likewise, but we can just pay cash in that event. Getting somebody competent in a pinch is the challenge, plus ambulance coverage in a freak scenario. TWC might help us with that. Or we just quit “B” and forget about it. Something tell me to do more that that.

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Thanks. It is going to be an even wilder ride going forward as so many narratives collapse. Wonder what these medical criminals are going to do for a living?

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I’m rooting for suspended sentences, to use an old euphemism. But that’s just me.

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Fascinating, Dr. A! "... the S protein stimulates the phosphorylation/activation of the extracellular signal-regulated kinase 1/2 (ERK1/2) through the CD147 receptor, but not ACE2, in PCs. The neutralization of CD147, either using a blocking antibody or mRNA silencing, reduced ERK1/2 activation, and rescued PC function in the presence of the S protein. Immunoreactive S protein was detected in the peripheral blood of infected patients." And that "In conclusion, our findings suggest that the S protein may prompt PC dysfunction, potentially contributing to microvascular injury. This mechanism may have clinical and therapeutic implications" I would absolutely say so, and as you point out particularly post mRNA injection.

Also I wholeheartedly applaud and echo your support of both The Wellness Company & The Unity Project!!!

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Got a source on that video of the Israeli teen?

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