I can imagine what the wedding vows he/she/it was asked to take were like like: ""Scout, do you take this woman to be your lawful, wedded wife? Do you promise to assist her to be injected with mRNA shots, both the primary sequence and boosters, to ensure she takes remdesivir, to get her hooked to a ventilator, to ensure she wears an N95 …
I can imagine what the wedding vows he/she/it was asked to take were like like: ""Scout, do you take this woman to be your lawful, wedded wife? Do you promise to assist her to be injected with mRNA shots, both the primary sequence and boosters, to ensure she takes remdesivir, to get her hooked to a ventilator, to ensure she wears an N95 mask, in good times and in bad, in sickness and in health, to love her and to honor her all the days of your life?"
I can imagine what the wedding vows he/she/it was asked to take were like like: ""Scout, do you take this woman to be your lawful, wedded wife? Do you promise to assist her to be injected with mRNA shots, both the primary sequence and boosters, to ensure she takes remdesivir, to get her hooked to a ventilator, to ensure she wears an N95 mask, in good times and in bad, in sickness and in health, to love her and to honor her all the days of your life?"