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Margaret Anna Alice's avatar

Florida? I thought this post was about D.C.

StellaMaris's avatar

Should we start a book club? I am in....

Gary's avatar

How about Suits in Snakes?

Catherine Hazur's avatar

I dont care whether they are a protected species or not, when out in nature, CARRY, and be prepared to use. Not so effective against sharks, but alligators, crocs and pythons for sure.

Chelie's avatar

As a native Floridian I find the suits in DC to be much more dangerous than our native wildlife.

Brent Rice's avatar

Waiting to hear Bill Gates will release genetically modified pythons, alligators & sharks in Florida....

Steveo's avatar

Possible, the skeeters they dropped are unreal. Last season was ankle biters and this season I t's elbows. Not to mention the aerosolized chemtrails to block out the sun. I see different behaviors in the critters, and I see lots a critters where i am.

AwakeNotWoke's avatar

Wow! Was Madonna killed by the Malone, Weissman, Kariko et al. mRNA technology based COVID-19 fraud shot? It's now been reported that she was found dead from septic shock but fortunately was brought back to life with narcan. Septic shock is an adverse effect of both prior SARS-CoV-2 infection and of the Malone, Weissman and Kariko et al. mRNA based COVI9-19 fraud shot.

REPORT: Madonna Had to Be ‘Brought Back from the Dead’ with Narcan Injection

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/07/report-madonna-had-be-brought-back-dead-narcan/

"NARCAN is an emergency medical treatment commonly used to reverse the life-threatening effects of a suspected overdose. But it is also used to reverse acute septic shock in patients — a condition Madonna is said to have suffered."

Characteristics and outcomes of adverse events after COVID-19 vaccination

https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/emp2.12565#:~:text=Postvaccination%20acute%20hypoxemic%20respiratory%20failure,most%20common%20causes%20of%20death.

"Postvaccination acute hypoxemic respiratory failure (46.3%), septic shock (24.4%), and cardiogenic shock (12.2%) were the most common causes of death."

Schatzi's avatar

I would still rather be in Florida than a Democrat run state for sure! I wonder how all the new Floridians are doing. Must be quite the adventure. :)

An Ominous's avatar

I am sure DeSantis and/or Trump will be blamed for this.

Lindsay Graham and Mitch McConnell are much more frightening than snakes, gators, and sharks.

And the thin veneer that was Joe Biden is almost worn away, revealing reviled reptilian reality.

sharonmo's avatar

Well, I guess people who can't run fast or who don't carry a gun or machete with them at all times need to stay out of nature and will lose their Florida tans! Never can the rich people living there golf again without a security detail with a huge gun on the seat.

Unagnu's avatar

Ha ha. I live here. Don't swim during shark season in the ocean. If you do swim, make sure there's life guard out there watching. No brainer. For crocs/gators. Assume every body of water has one, large or small and do not swim in them - if you boat in them, in a kayak be prepared for possible attacks. Oh, and they move damned fast like a charging hippo or rhino. Don't bring your small dog at night by the retention pond for gwads sake. Otherwise, live and let live. Swimming should be done in a pool with a cage. Snakes? Yeah, find a python, shoot it or bag it and let the experts kill it. Mostly the snakes won't kill you. Cottonmouths and Rattlers do exist.. so be on the look out for them. Mosquitos - now take black seed oil and put eucalyptus or lemon grass oil and put on. Helps repel them. Black seed oil is somewhat anti malarial, so is Ivermectin. Get yourself some if worried and ingest preventatively.

sharonmo's avatar

Thanks Unagnu I cannot imagine building your home in the middle of the habitat of such creatures. In Australia the outback is full of Life better left where they choose to be in the Outback. I think that is smart and saves so much suffering for those life forms who are naturally given deadly Super Powers and humans who think they are super powerful but in reality are super vulnerable.

CK's avatar

Floridian here, it’s not a big deal. More people die in traffic accidents in Florida each day than die from sharks, alligators or snakes in a decade.

Aquila's avatar

An Indonesian woman once swallowed my python whole, so I guess that's even.

EricStoner's avatar

Things will improve once we humans make it onto the endangered species list.

Alina's avatar

Extinct species! That’s what they want.

William Lane's avatar

Like who gives a toss...