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AwakeNotWoke's avatar

Barry, I once overheard my first wife boasting to one of her friens of her confidence in my fidelity. When the friend praised me in response, the former wife responded "It's because of his fear of AIDS." I don't think I'd be yielding to temptation from the local temptresses.

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Barry Varkel's avatar

Hahaha,

Just wear a kevlar condom, think of Jesus and the almighty dollar, and you'll be just fine.

I do recall your mentioning your delightful ex.

Imagine the tragic irony if you were Mr Dedicated and she was screwing around and she gave you HIV.

Then gender based violence would perhaps be the appropriate response.

Happy to see the back of her you were I'm certain.

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